Well my life has been honestly odd. Here's proof:
1. Bun sized beef!
2. Not everyone is as sex crazed as we are and we need to respect that
3. Penises cause babies!
4. I've been kinda losing the sleeping game
5. We have ghetto deer
6. Boobs do not like to be closed in, they just want to be free and fondled
7. Okay crossing my fingers for your penis's wishes to come true
8. You tried to send me porn? You are the best friend ever!
9. I'm going to hell looking fierce
10. You know, when your heads in the school bathroom toilet, you really think about your life
11. I'm spider man jesus!!!

Lets do this before I go insane..

Almost the end of the school year! Here's some nonsense:
1. Oliver is Harry Potter!!
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbians
3. You have a smart phone? I am a smart phone.
4. Evan has the body of jesus
5. Thug life in a mini van
6. Everything has its yes and nos, dos and donts, and its hell yeahs and fuck its
7. Thats life and you have to take it by the shot full
8. I'm full of that touchy feely bullshit hun
9. I'm about to get gang banged by a bunch of pirates
10. Pam Anderson and Pandas
11. Oh my gosh russian cock
12. Mayonnaise is the antichrist
13. We'll talk and tweak once I see you
14. I got the "I'm straight but I think being gay will solve my relationship issues" Vibe. Its very distinct and it smells like martinis
15. I'm intelligent bitch
16. Shes so sweet... I feel bad that the first thing I think when I hear her name is 'ohh cigarettes...'
17. Life is odd. Live it up bitches!
18. Get the fuck out! You don't have a hearing aid, you're 25, and you've reached your limit. Get a fucking life and go home! I'm going to make a great bartender
19. To say thank you to your dad, I'm going to marry you and give him lots of Neely babies.
20. Should have put a rubber on it
21. The kitten nibbled on my finger. It was like getting bit by a tape dispenser
22. You're just a carnival prize shining in a childs eyes

Oh my snap I must be insane..

So I've been super super duper busy with a mix of my all school musical (Oliver) and lifeguard training (Totally passed! This chicks going to be a lifeguard!) So I've neglected putting my thoughts on here. But not today!
1. Holy grail of cupcakes!
2. I wish I was a giraffe..
3. I wish I was pregnant so I could use my belly as a table
4. Ryan dressed as robin. Yes!
5. I wish I looked as cute as my cat when I sleep
6. I like anyone who can appreciate trail mix
7. With out slavery, there would be no scary spice (I was in world history and we were talking about things that wouldn't be here if slavery never happened, and of course scary spice is the first thing I think of,  not me who is mixed)
8. Reverse jizz!
9. Fuck you uterus!!
9. My vagina just shuttered
10. Whoa that dress is skanky
11. Flamin hot cheetos = black girl yum (mmmm favorite)
12. Cargo pants make everything sexier
13. You're am exotic bird and need to flap your wings outside the nest
14. Sonnets are the snobs of poetry
15. Eat my colon!
16. Grotti bridge juice
17. Stevie Wonder seizure
18. Period=Nazi
19. Me and my piano, we have a bond like no other
20. Yogurt and beer!
21. You get pleasantly molested

Well aren't you just a bundle of wtf

New thoughts! Boy oh boy have I been busy
1. I'm not a fucking scorpio, da fuck?
2. Oh Sir Joesph, no wonder why you have so many hoes
3. Like a cool kid is my new line, why? Because I'm a fucking cool kid.
4. Dead people make me hungry... It's better than them making me horny... (If you get this I respect you, if not, formaldehyde gives you munchies, so yeah, I'm not gross, I'm just getting prepared to be a doctor)
5. Who would want to be superman? I bet hes killed a crap load of girls trying to sleep with them. Batmans where its at.
6. This papers a guy because it's annoying and useless
7. Sailor swag!
8. I put Ke$ha on in the morning so I wake up feeling like Pdiddy
9. Don't put lotion on your brows, you'll burn in hell!!!!!!

The begining of what will surely be my end

So my wonderful beautiful friend Gabby has an amazing blog and convinced me to make my own after she read the thoughts that I wrote down. So here it goes. Be warned, they're super weird and inappropriate at times. Here it goes:
1. There's a porn for everything
2. There's always flies on shit...
3. What if you didn't take your birth control and the reaction was you get pregnant?
4. I'm going to die in the winter
5. I wish I was dead so I can pretend to be dead and people would never know
6. Poop at the speed of light!
7. I feel so bad being in Mcdonalds and being skinny...
8. Get him Viagra.
9. Da fuck am I doing at the symphony? I'm too black for this shit.
10. The house wants dubstep!
11. Nigga!
12. I'm going to shit all over your bed!
13. I wish I was a gay man
14. Bitch I have rainboots on I can do anything!
15. I was pooping and all of the sudden I heard singing. The first thing I thought was "My butt's singing!!!"
Here's a link to my beautiful friends blog, By the way, I'm not actually this gross and foul, I just think really weird thoughts...
http://ecceconsheepies.blogspot.com/