Well aren't you just a bundle of wtf

New thoughts! Boy oh boy have I been busy
1. I'm not a fucking scorpio, da fuck?
2. Oh Sir Joesph, no wonder why you have so many hoes
3. Like a cool kid is my new line, why? Because I'm a fucking cool kid.
4. Dead people make me hungry... It's better than them making me horny... (If you get this I respect you, if not, formaldehyde gives you munchies, so yeah, I'm not gross, I'm just getting prepared to be a doctor)
5. Who would want to be superman? I bet hes killed a crap load of girls trying to sleep with them. Batmans where its at.
6. This papers a guy because it's annoying and useless
7. Sailor swag!
8. I put Ke$ha on in the morning so I wake up feeling like Pdiddy
9. Don't put lotion on your brows, you'll burn in hell!!!!!!

The begining of what will surely be my end

So my wonderful beautiful friend Gabby has an amazing blog and convinced me to make my own after she read the thoughts that I wrote down. So here it goes. Be warned, they're super weird and inappropriate at times. Here it goes:
1. There's a porn for everything
2. There's always flies on shit...
3. What if you didn't take your birth control and the reaction was you get pregnant?
4. I'm going to die in the winter
5. I wish I was dead so I can pretend to be dead and people would never know
6. Poop at the speed of light!
7. I feel so bad being in Mcdonalds and being skinny...
8. Get him Viagra.
9. Da fuck am I doing at the symphony? I'm too black for this shit.
10. The house wants dubstep!
11. Nigga!
12. I'm going to shit all over your bed!
13. I wish I was a gay man
14. Bitch I have rainboots on I can do anything!
15. I was pooping and all of the sudden I heard singing. The first thing I thought was "My butt's singing!!!"
Here's a link to my beautiful friends blog, By the way, I'm not actually this gross and foul, I just think really weird thoughts...
http://ecceconsheepies.blogspot.com/