The begining of what will surely be my end

So my wonderful beautiful friend Gabby has an amazing blog and convinced me to make my own after she read the thoughts that I wrote down. So here it goes. Be warned, they're super weird and inappropriate at times. Here it goes:
1. There's a porn for everything
2. There's always flies on shit...
3. What if you didn't take your birth control and the reaction was you get pregnant?
4. I'm going to die in the winter
5. I wish I was dead so I can pretend to be dead and people would never know
6. Poop at the speed of light!
7. I feel so bad being in Mcdonalds and being skinny...
8. Get him Viagra.
9. Da fuck am I doing at the symphony? I'm too black for this shit.
10. The house wants dubstep!
11. Nigga!
12. I'm going to shit all over your bed!
13. I wish I was a gay man
14. Bitch I have rainboots on I can do anything!
15. I was pooping and all of the sudden I heard singing. The first thing I thought was "My butt's singing!!!"
Here's a link to my beautiful friends blog, By the way, I'm not actually this gross and foul, I just think really weird thoughts...
http://ecceconsheepies.blogspot.com/