So I've been super super duper busy with a mix of my all school musical (Oliver) and lifeguard training (Totally passed! This chicks going to be a lifeguard!) So I've neglected putting my thoughts on here. But not today!
1. Holy grail of cupcakes!
2. I wish I was a giraffe..
3. I wish I was pregnant so I could use my belly as a table
4. Ryan dressed as robin. Yes!
5. I wish I looked as cute as my cat when I sleep
6. I like anyone who can appreciate trail mix
7. With out slavery, there would be no scary spice (I was in world history and we were talking about things that wouldn't be here if slavery never happened, and of course scary spice is the first thing I think of, not me who is mixed)
8. Reverse jizz!
9. Fuck you uterus!!
9. My vagina just shuttered
10. Whoa that dress is skanky
11. Flamin hot cheetos = black girl yum (mmmm favorite)
12. Cargo pants make everything sexier
13. You're am exotic bird and need to flap your wings outside the nest
14. Sonnets are the snobs of poetry
15. Eat my colon!
16. Grotti bridge juice
17. Stevie Wonder seizure
18. Period=Nazi
19. Me and my piano, we have a bond like no other
20. Yogurt and beer!
21. You get pleasantly molested
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