Almost the end of the school year! Here's some nonsense:
1. Oliver is Harry Potter!!
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbians
3. You have a smart phone? I am a smart phone.
4. Evan has the body of jesus
5. Thug life in a mini van
6. Everything has its yes and nos, dos and donts, and its hell yeahs and fuck its
7. Thats life and you have to take it by the shot full
8. I'm full of that touchy feely bullshit hun
9. I'm about to get gang banged by a bunch of pirates
10. Pam Anderson and Pandas
11. Oh my gosh russian cock
12. Mayonnaise is the antichrist
13. We'll talk and tweak once I see you
14. I got the "I'm straight but I think being gay will solve my relationship issues" Vibe. Its very distinct and it smells like martinis
15. I'm intelligent bitch
16. Shes so sweet... I feel bad that the first thing I think when I hear her name is 'ohh cigarettes...'
17. Life is odd. Live it up bitches!
18. Get the fuck out! You don't have a hearing aid, you're 25, and you've reached your limit. Get a fucking life and go home! I'm going to make a great bartender
19. To say thank you to your dad, I'm going to marry you and give him lots of Neely babies.
20. Should have put a rubber on it
21. The kitten nibbled on my finger. It was like getting bit by a tape dispenser
22. You're just a carnival prize shining in a childs eyes
